What Happens If A Cat Bites Me?

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fight, Angry k*tty, scratchy k*tty, bite, bite, bite. Despite their reputation, cats are generally quite indifferent to humans. You might get a small nip, if you rub them up the wrong way, but your housebroken fat cat is unlikely to do any real damage. Cats are most likely…